Trolling The Deserving

I was bored and decided to see what kind of insanity I could whip up in one of AOL's many generic chat rooms. I was pissed at people constantly asking for age/sex so I pretended to be a man hating lesbian. Someone sent me a private message and things degenerated into violence, blood and disgusting shit from there. The idiot has read I was a man hating lesbian yet still tried to pick me up. Anywho, onto the show. PS. My comments on this mess are in bold.
(BTW, I figured he caught on by the end. Also, isn't his spelling just sad for a college student?).
(BTW, part 2. I was going to look up his name online but AOL's decided not to allow me access to webpages today).
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Beech851: hey how ya doing
Lots42: Fine. What is up?
Beech851: not much just chlling u
Lots42: Tired from leading the hunting parties in Maine and getting hit on by drunken rednecks with guns
Beech851: sorry to hear that
Beech851: i am from nc here
Lots42: They just don't understand I'm more of a lesbian then Ellen ever was
Beech851: i see thats cool
Beech851: how old are ya
Lots42: 24
Beech851: cool what ya look like
Lots42: six foot, black hair, flat as a board. But the guys in front of the stage liked that for some reason. I think they are secretly into boys
Beech851: hahah sounds nice, wish u did have a pic
Lots42: Well, AOL is down. I can't get to any webpages whatsoever.
Beech851: i hate when aol is down Lots42: freelezzies.com, nakedswingers.org, allpornallthetime.edu...all my favorite websites are unaccessible.
Beech851: also, its apain, especialy when u get kicked off and stuff
Lots42: So why are you hanging around online late at night? Don't you have school?
Beech851: yeah i do
Beech851: but, just chilling, and normally dnt Ha!fall asleep till later anyways
Lots42: Did you get your homework done?
Beech851: how about u
Beech851: yes its all done, tahnks for asking
Lots42: I have off tommorow. Besides, the hunting parties don't start until night. We're less noticeable by the authorties.
Beech851: i see, u like hunting Yes, yes I do. Hee hee hee.
Lots42: No. My dad used to make me do it. I know all about it. I make gobs of money leading people who 'forgot' their hunting licenses into the woods at night time.
Beech851: cool, as long as the money is being raked in, must be fun
Lots42: I get extra for 'adding my gunfire' to 'help bring down the wounded' animal
Lots42: (Don't tell anyone but half these people couldn't hit the ground if the gun was pointed downwards. I take them in and we bring out a ten pointed and I go home a couple thou richer)
Beech851: nice, easy money, the best way
Lots42: Wait...you aren't a game warden, are you?
Beech851: no
Lots42: Phew! That's a releifLet's be fair. I fucked that word up.. Last game warden who stumbled upon us I had to seduce. And boy was she ugly!
Beech851: hahaha, thats funny
Beech851: you used ur good looks to let u go on her
Lots42: Damn right I did. I'm a hottie!
Beech851: i bet u are
Beech851: wish i could of seen that
Lots42: So what do you do for a living?
Beech851: right now just go to school
Lots42: Well, imagine Julia Roberts but with smaller tits. And teeth.
Beech851: ummm, nice
Beech851: does sound good
Beech851: how come on so late
Lots42: I wish Julia would call me. or write. I sent her a naked polaroid of myself showing her the comparisins but all I got back was some letter from a law agency which I shredded without reading. The post office must have mis delivered the mail or sumptin'
Beech851: hahahha, u did thats great
Beech851: she should of wrote back
Lots42: I'm on so late because of today's hunting party. We had to run for a full hour because of Ted (he's a judge) shot up an RV. I don't know why, the deer was nowhere near it. Some kids were crying, the parents called the cops on the phone....
Beech851: oh tahts sucks
Lots42: Ted wanted to shoot the parents but I took his gun and threw it into the river.
Beech851: good idea
Lots42: I should've thrown Ted in but he is the county judge.
Beech851: taht wouldnt be good, since he's got a lot of power
Lots42: Well, he does like the racoons a little too much. He doesn't shoot them ever. He thinks SnuggleBottoms would somehow figure out and not 'love' him anymore
Beech851: ok
Lots42: So i do have something over him. I could refuse his next trip...
Beech851: true, u could use that to ur advantage
Lots42: Work talk sucks. Where do you go to school? What's the name?
Beech851: unc of charlotte
Beech851: i am chintan and u
Lots42: Chintan?
Lots42: I don't go to school.
Beech851: yep
I tried to look him up on the University's home page later but no go.
Beech851: whats ur name
Lots42: What is Chintan?
Lots42: My name is Beth McCart.
Beech851: my name, its indian nice to meet ya beth
Lots42: My stage name was Bisexual Beth
Beech851: sweet
Beech851: u mustof beenhot dancing up on stage
Lots42: I loved it when the guys brought their girls. I would dance espically for them and watch the girls squirm. Some would pop nippleage!
Beech851: awesome
Beech851: u like it when the girls squirmed for ya, u gvie any of them lap dances
Lots42: Once or twice. Usually they declined. But I would slip them my number anyways.
Lots42: A few would come over to my place for 'personal performances'.
Beech851: cool, must of been fun
Idiot. Let's see how he handles death and grossness
Lots42: Afterwards I would drug them into submission, set them loose in the woods and hunt them down.
Beech851: oh really
Lots42: I wouldn't kill them when I caught them of course, but I wouldn't take them back either.
Lots42: A few of them were never seen again.
Beech851: u just do them out there
Lots42: 'Cept Lucy. She was found three years later, naked, savage and eating a dead hiker's eyeball
Beech851: i see
Lots42: Thank god she screamed at any female who appeared. I about plotzed when she pointed me out at the hearing and started gibbering and drooling.
Beech851: so u messed with her head pretty good
Lots42: Damn right.
Lots42: Of course I had to run her over with a stolen car a year later when she was released from the sanitarium
Beech851: oh eyah of course, couldnt let her get her memory back, and id u
Lots42: I didn't know if she got her memory back.
Lots42: But she did have fake tits. She had lied to me about that.
Lots42: I had gotten one of the silicone bags stuck on the grille.
Beech851: how u know they were fake
Beech851: oh ok
Lots42: I have the bag in my pants right now. Of course it's all duct taped
Lots42: It talks to me.
Beech851: really
Beech851: talking implant bag, thats something
Lots42: It wants me to kill the judge but I tell it no, no, no
Lots42: I kill other people to make it happy but it's still not satisfied.
Beech851: oh that cant be good
I think he caught on right about here.
Lots42: I wish I could satisfy the blood lust.
Lots42: Maybe if I implant it in my own chest it will stop telling me to kill
Lots42: Where is the scissors?
Beech851: maybe,
Lots42: Ow, this fucking hurts
Beech851: ushould justlet a dr. do it
Lots42: Shit...who knew .snomebn hd tis muchblood>>? Lots42: ow ow owowowowowkdjdfnv nv fn,.............

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