People That Need To Be Punched In The Back Of The Head
[ Bill Maher for overseeing the show 'Politically Incorect' but stamping out anything that isn't.
[ Michael Jackson. How paranoid and germ-phobic can one man be?
[ Most of the Superbowl players. Is it that hard to, I don't know, wait for the whistle and not grab on to your opponent's helmets?
[ Whoever thought it was a good idea to put nipples on the Bat-Suit.
[ Macaulay Culkin.
[ Jemas, one of the powers that be at Marvel Comics. He doesn't understand that 'Speculators' made the market crash in the past. Pandering to them now is just going to hurt the comic book industry some more.
[ Grayson Wells. (No, you're not supposed to know who he is).
[ All four, victims and perps, of a fraudulent Superbowl ticket selling scam. Turns out the tickets in the envelopes were for some local show. DUH. Two guys sell you Superbowl tickets in an envelope for four grand and it's legit? Not in any reality I know of.
The perps got busted the next day...doing the same thing to others.
[ Ron Marz, for his filler/crap material in the comic book 'Green Lantern'.
[ Anyone who thinks all comic books are made for kids.
[ Hulk Hogan for taking kids to see 'Scary Movie'. (I should know, I was in the same theatre).
[ Steve Case, the CEO of America On-Line.
[ Roseanne, the fictional TV character for being such a stupid harpy and driving Dan to well...you know.
[ Al Gore and George Bush.
[ Nit-pickers who don't pay attention.
[ The Spider-Clone. (When he was around).
[ Whoever re-issued the Baroness G.I.Joe action figures as her identical, GOOD twin.
[ Most of the WWF. (Right. Like I would actually punch them).
[ The Pope, if it wouldn't send him to the hospital.
[ Worf, for allowing vital anti-Dominion infortmation to become invalid simply to save Jax's life.
[ Popping off the 'W' from a keyboard and taping it to the office door is one thing. Destroying the 'W' key so you'd have to replace the keyboard deserves a punch in the head.
[ Peter Jennings.
[ Tom Brokaw.
[ Every single person who auditioned for 'Survivor 2'.
[ The producers of 'Blair Witch 2' for failing to include a plot.
[ Regis Philbin.
[ State quarters collecters who bother the cashier for the 'right' quarter.
[ Alec Baldwin for not moving out when Dubya was elected.
[ That one kid who tried to imatate a segment from MTV's show 'Jackass'. A man, wearing fire-protection material had steaks cooked on his body. The kid didn't realize that the fire-protection was a vital part of the whole deal.
[ Colonel Thomas, my instructor from one year of Juinor Reserve Officer Training Corps.
[ The Colonel Thomas butt-kisser brigade.
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