Things You Can Do In A Public Restroom
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Peeing; Urinating; Shaking The Lily
What's the point of peeing? Can there be a more inconvienent way to dispose of bodily wastes? It'd be different if we peed water or something, but this horrible concoction is just weird. 20

Pooping; Number 2; Dropping The Kids Off At The Pool
Well, I can understand this. There is only so much our bodies can process of food. 5

Washing Hands
With all the crazy chemicals we eject from our bodies, washing our hands is a must. I don't understand why some people don't wash their hands. Are they nuts? Sure, some might say "I don't pee on my hands" but unless don't move for ninety percent of the day, you DO sweat. Crotch sweat is not something I want transfered to my hands. 4

Writing Graffiti
Modern bathrooms have non-writable walls. Every once in a while you get the older ones and you can spend your poo-time reading ads for sex, other people's phone numbers, or if you're in D.C., opinions on which way Saddam should croak.
The upper floor restroom in the Columbia, Maryland Howard County Public Library is a haven for graffiti messages. 10

The Changing Table
I like how changing tables are now in men's rooms. Shows equallity. 5

Messing With The Clean Up Sheet
Some department stores have various checklists on the inside of the door for the minimum wage slaves to use when cleaning. I like to write "Help, I'm trapped in Stall 1" on them. 3

Waving Your Arms In Front Of Dual Mirrors
Sometimes there are mirrors on alternate walls and you can view two dozen copies of yourself. I used to drive myself nuts by leaning over and trying to see one duplicate of myself.
Just how many 'yous' can their be? I always intended to bring a camrea into one of those bathrooms and take a picture. Now that I'm older I realize that might bring some unwanted attention. 10

Standing Next To A Stranger And Peeing
I always pee in a stall. 15

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