The Numbers One Through Ten
26 is the worst, 1 is the best; in the ratings that is.
1 One is the lonliest number tthat here ever was.
Being lonely is so not fun, as most people who went through high school can attest.
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2 Two can be as bad as one.
It's the lonliest number since the number one
There you have it. Two is just as stinky as One.
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3 Three always causes some sort of triangle. Two of the three wants the third and the third must choose. It never works out right.
Three is supposed to be some sort of holy number so that saves it from a worse rating.
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4 There's not much to say about four. With four, you can pair things up and not have anything left out.
Sequel wise, four is pretty bad.
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5 Golden riiings! Pawn the rings and you're living on easy street, baby!
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6 Six has gotten a bad rap ever since the whole number of the beast came about. But if you say it real fast it sounds like 'sex' so that's gotta be worth something.
Not much, as Six is also an annoying character on the sitcome 'Blossom'.
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7 Seven comes before eleven. And that means convienence store fun!
Seven was also the name of that Pitt/Freeman movie with the really gross serial killer. I don't know if any of the bodies were found in a Seven-Eleven but it still takes off some points. Killing's icky.
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8 I forgot what eight was for.
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9 Nine always pissed me off. It fucks up every single aspect of math.
Plus, all the store's prices end in nine. Does that fool anyone?
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10 Ten is cool because it makes it easy to remember part of the multipication tables. Seven times ten...you just add a zero to the seven and you get seventy. When you are sad and pathetic at math like me you take everything you can get.
Also, ten was an instrumental part in a nursery rhyme and a murder mystery.
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