Reviews of How American Money Looks
The Penny: When it's new and shiny it's a nice looking coin. Lincoln is fashionable. When it's old and grimy it looks like a turd. 4
Hundred Dollar Bill: It just looks too surreal. My mind keeps trying to 'translate' it to a one dollar bill. 5
The Dime: It's too damn small. It's easy to lose them. Espically outside, where they tend to blend in with the cement. 9
The Quarter: I love quarters. Gumball machines, older arcade games, flinging them at enemies, quarters can be used for many things. 3
The New Five: Could they make it look any more like monopoly money? Plus, the presidental pictures you can see to the right when you hold the new money up to the light makes it look like the men in question are anally ejecting a paticularly vicious dirt snake. 14
The New Twenty: How many people have been fired because the new twenties look like hundreds? 19
The Single: The Holy Grail of retail employees. How bad will it look when they issue a new one? 3
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