This all came about due to the April 15th, 2001 strip of Sluggy.com. I went a little overboard on the...well...you'll see.

[Tom:]
This time, this time
[Group:]
Making Sluggy
[Tom:]
Making Sluggy
[Riff Robot:]
Making Sluggy, making Sluggy
Is so fine
[Group:] It's ours this strip
And won't the readers be surprised
It's ours this strip
[Aylee:]
Making Sluggy
[Mummy:] Making Sluggy
[Mummy and Kiki:]
Making Sluggy
[Sasha, Zoe and Gwynn:]
Time to give them some Bun Bun
[Dr. Laura:]
They'll talk about for years to come
[Group:]
Let's have a cheer from everyone
It's time for Kiki
[Kiki:]
Making Sluggy, making Sluggy
[Vampires:] Sam's the man. Plots get wrapped up so nice
With explosions and shiny things
[The Vowleless One:]
It's ours this strip
[Kitties:]
All together, brick and bat
[Torg:]
With all our butts we're
[Riff, Zoe:]
Making Sluggy now
[Muffin:]
Here comes Pete
[Pete:]
I don't believe what's happening to Gwynn
I never thought I'd get it in
Hee, hee, hee, hee
[Shirt Guy Tom:]
Won't they be impressed, I am a genius
See how I transformed this old plot
With no mention of that pot
[Pete:]
Hmmm, my compliments from me to you
On this most intriguing plot
Consider though this substitute
Some crack in place of this here pot
Huh! No, no, no, now that's all wrong
This plot will never make it to script
I've been dry for much too long
Try this blue pill, it's high is pleasant
Try again, don't give up
[Shirt Guy Tom:]
(Sigh)
Removing drugs references
While Pete does sleep, we're making Sluggy now
[Group:]
No smack, no smack
Making Sluggy, making Sluggy
La, la, la
Strips almost here
[Group and Muffin:]
And they can't wait
[Group and Doomed College Student:]
So post the thing and celebrate
[Group:]
'Cause when the hit count starts to climb
We'll all scream out
[Pete:]
It's Sluggy now
Hee, hee, hee

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