Crazy Dream #1
I had a dream.
I was wandering around a temporarily closed supermarket warehouse. Keep in mind that this meant no sundlight in most of the warehouse. It was during the day time. Suddenly there was a commotion. Spike and Darla banged in from somehwere. Spike was horribly injured but Darla was well. They were also vampires, two characters from the tv show 'Buffy The Vampire Slayer'.
Darla figured a snack wouldn't do Spike any harm so went after me. I fled and made it to Nick Bensema's bedroom at the bottom of a ramp. I shut the door in Darla's face. She tried to tug it open. I slammed it shut again and started blessing the room repeatedly. I'm not a priest but I do believe in God in real life so apparently this was enough. Darla stalked off, pissed.
Nick had a cool room. It was fairly small. The walls were tastefelly and aestestically covered with pictures and posters of modern bands. The bed was small and with shelves and storage areas around and under it. The far right wall was mostly desk and the section next to the door apparently held the closet.
And it had a cat. A white fuzzy cat.
"Oh, no." I thought. "I can't stay here for most of the day. The only edible thing in this room is tape!. (Indeed, Nick had tape on a shelf by the bed. Tape!).
I considered quickly opening the door, letting the cat out and slamming it shut. But what if Darla was laying in wait? (Interesting as how I would consider letting Nick's cat walk into the clutches of an insane vampire...)
Finally I had the solution. Sure it's a second floor bedroom, but let the cat out the window!
Then I though, "Hey, window."
I followed the cat and ran for my life.
THE END!
So Nick, if your stuff is cold, the cat is missing and insane vampires can't eat you while you sleep, thank me.
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