Dramatic Moview Reviews
With special guest review, Drunky The Somewhat Dsylexic Cow!

8MM
Moooo!.

-- Arlington Road
Mooooooo.

Bringing Out The Dead
Moooo! *Dingle, dingle* (Ed. Note: Her bell).

-- Floating Away
Oooooooom. *Dingle*

Mission, The
Mooo.

-- Rainmaker, The
Moooo! Moo. Mooooo! Moo! Moo! Mooo. Pbratttplsh! (Ed. Note: She made the grass grow).

-- Shawshank Redemption
MOOOO!!! (She was apparently reminded of that very bad time when the redneck hunters got lost and ended up in her corral).

-- Silence Of The Lambs
Moo. MOO! MOO! Mooo. Moo-o-o-o-o-o-o. (Translation: See how the humans like it!).

-- Steel Magnolias
Oooom. OOOM! Ooom!

Traffic
Mooo. MOO! *Shunk*! MOOAAAAAaaaaaa. Drip, drip, drip. (Ed. Note: I got hungry).

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