Waiting For Da' Bus

I believe commuters can relate.

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An Ode To Public Transportation

A: Where's the bus?
B: It's not coming.
A: Are you sure?
B: It hasn't come yet.
A: Doesn't mean it won't.
B: It's late.
A: It's always late.
B: It's real late.
A: Let's hang ourselves.
B: Where?
A: The bus sign.
B: The sign is too short.
A: I'm cold.
B: Look! A traveler!
A: Ho, traveler.
B: Do you have a scedule?
C: Yes, I do.
A: Where is the bus?
C: : It's not coming.
B: Where is it?
C: It is on Mars.
A: What?
C: Look.
A: He's right. It's on Mars.
B: Let's walk.
A: I agree.

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