Goofy Pages
Here I'll be taking a look at other people's goofy webpages. Goofy as in 'stupid' or 'annoying' or 'funny to me' or 'epileptic fit causing'. A new entry is indicated by '--' .
-- TSTS.Com Their logo says; "We're user friendly. Even when technology isn't." Despite that, there is not ALT tag on the image for people who can't/won't display pictures. Or the people who can't even see pictures... I emailed them about this...
-- CRD dot com What's up with that big blue pointless dot on the upper right? It's vaguely disturbing.
-- On The Couch I wouldn't want the guy at one hour photo to see me like this, much less the entire planet.
-- Time Travel Some psycho loonie lays out his time travel machine blueprints. I really don't think that's a good idea there, bubbalah.
-- Local Resturant Reviews I shake my head. This page makes fun of itself.
-- Economictechnology dot com Take notice that, on the main page picture, it's the woman doing all the work.
-- Amazon Review Of Business Babble Action Coaching? What in NBSP's name is that? Buncha weirdos.
-- Erf.com They won't even let you back out of their website. You have to close the entire screen down. They are too busy running flash animation garbage. (Can you see the technobabble text before the Flash starts? Very professional!)
I don't even know what these chowderheads do. I just typed in a random three letter combination.
Video rentals Some out-of-touch idiot adults try and recomend movies of teens. Check out the speed-addicted blond guy in the graphic.
Stupid jerks hate gays "Oooh, we can reform you". And they put their address online. Silly repressed homosexuals.
Some nut loves the Berlin Wall Yes, that's right. Some crazy idiot woman thinks she wants the Berlin Wall sexually. You now know this thanks to the folks at #spinnwebe. Anywho, she has cats. This totally suprised me.
Cool Toys Site The intent of the page is admirable, selling action figures, but dude, you do not put red text on a blue background, espically with that Ally McBeal-thin font. Also, the pop-up ad repeats itself four times. Four windows you gotta close. I hate pop-up ads.
Online food shopping This one goes here for mis-direction. It seems to be an entertaining story on the stupidity that happens in supermarkets. Then it turns into an ad for shopping from home. For the love of NBSP, lady, just create the ad in the first place and stop pissing people off.
Lecture 7 The winner in the 'Which Page Will Be Useless To The Most People' contest.
BenzoBusters I don't think eyeball-frying, soul-searing yellow is exactly the right kind of background color for a page describing bad drug related reactions.
Pastry Chefs Job Page This site is fun just for the coporate nonsense speak and the grammar errors.
Star's Page Argh. One of those cheesy pop-up screens that look like a window's error message but has a stupid cheesy message inside.
She's commited the sin of having embedded music files but...it's actually some pretty good music. Otherwise, music files deserve a kick in the head.
The text is some weird pink and she belongs to something called the 'Butterflies Together' webring. The background is HAPPY FACES. Argh. Supposedly there are some 'customer sucks' stories elsewhere on the page but I'd rather remove my spine with a pizza cutter the delve deeper.
Achieving Stupidity Through Blah-Blah-Blah This presumes to be an order page for a book for middle managers on how to manage your employees. Or something. Let's see if Amazon has it. .... No, it looks like Amazon has decided not to fucking work today.
Even if this page is a joke, there are still blithering morons out there who believe the subtitle to Chapter 4: Service Is What Your Customer Says It Is. Obviously they have never spent more then five minutes at a register.
Pinellas County Something
I don't know what the purpose of this page is, I'm just ragging on it because of the terrible HTML. (No, I'm not claiming my pages are perfect either).
Triple L Farms
Look at the bottom. They hired someone to make this. I hope they paid them with eggs or moo-cow milk otherwise they got ripped off.
Christian Review Of Pokemon The First Movie
First they state that it's a good idea to make sure your kids know the animals with the magical powers are just pretend. Fine. Some kids may not realize this. Then later on is a frightening screed on how GOD can only give out true power. "Honey, Pikachu is only pretend. But the big guy in the sky whom you never see is real!"
Admittedly, this page has viewpoints from several different people. But the person who tells us about God's power-granting also says this; "Now if you don't know what a role playing game is, it's a game that can tap in with demons."
Fundies. Gotta love 'em.
Barney's Banjo
Look's like they skinned the dork and used his guts for string.
The Beanie Babie Basket
'Questions and Answers
If you have any questions regarding this website please post them in the guestbook.'
Of course, no guestbook actually exists. And check out the way she did the links.
Pacific Technical Report
It starts out weird, as if someone slapped their snail-mail online. Then it turns into a crazy rant about hexidecimal phone numbers. It sound pretty whacked. Apparently you can get more numbers out a seven digit set by dialing * in front of some of the numbers.
Efkelly dot com
My goodness these people blather on for hours telling you ... well... I'm not exactly sure what they do. They seem to indicate they will help your business interact with the internet better. Either that, or they will start a cult in your name. They probably create webpages.
TitanAE Fanfic
The best part was going to the main page after looking at the links page and seeing that all the link pages graphics were so lonely they followed me!
Quotes
Someone really goofed up here. What the hey is all this techno-garbage?
Aaaah!
Keep this page loaded too long and Cthullu erupts from the screen and eats your cat.
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