Things In A Barn

Cows
Cows are weird. They are large plant eaters with milk at the bottom. I prefer my milk in a jug, not hanging off the bottom of a walking hamburger patty. Just what do they do with the udders anyway? ... On second thought, I don't want to know.
Verdict: Thumbs down.

Pitchforks
Perfect for moving hay or carrying along to the local castle to put an end to the monster's rampage.
Verdict: Thumbs up.

Rusty Equipment
Sure, it has it's appeal but it's rusty and stuff and you'd have to get a shot if you poke yourself. So don't cut yourself in the first place or you'll have to recieve a penetrating wound.
Verdict: Thumb's down.

Hidden Soilders
Sometimes they are legitimately on the run, sometimes they are cowards that are AWOL. Since they could beat you up, or beat up the town bully, I'll have be amblivient.
Verdict: Wavery palm.

Manure
Poop is never good. Sure, some varieties smell nice but you have to realize it's poop. And somebody's gotta clean it up. Not me, nuh uh! Get somebody else to do it!
Verdict: Thumbs down.

Turkeys, That Scottish Delight
People think they are dumb, but it's a ruse. They'll corner you and do unspeakable things if they can.
Verdict: Yummy, if cooked right.

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